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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 22 2006,8:46 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A boy wakes up and is hungry for breakfast. So he goes and tells his mom he is hungry.
his mom says "Not until you feed the animals"
The boy walks outside and looks at the chicken and says.
"I don't feel like feeding you today." then kicks the chicken.
He does the same to the cow and the pig. He then goes inside and again tells his mom he is hungry.
His mom says." I saw what you did to the chicken, so you get no eggs, I saw what you did to the cow, so you get no milk, I also saw what you did to the pig , so you get no bacon." Just then Dad comes down the stairs and trips on the cat, and he kicks the cat.
The boy looks at his mom and says.
" Mom, should I tell him" :rotflmao



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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 24 2006,9:38 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh :rotflmao  :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 26 2006,6:02 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Good one!.. :good  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 26 2006,5:17 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
So thats why my wife won't give it up..  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Quote (LASINC @ Sep. 26 2006,5:17 pm)
So thats why my wife won't give it up..  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

LMAO!! and i bet the cat stays away from you .. :rotflmao



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So thats why my wife won't give it up..  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

LMAO!! and i bet the cat stays away from you .. :rotflmao

I think the cat purposely lets me kick him now............ just so he can laugh at me later.  :rotflmao
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Quote (LASINC @ Sep. 26 2006,5:17 pm)
So thats why my wife won't give it up..  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

LMAO!! and i bet the cat stays away from you .. :rotflmao

I think the cat purposely lets me kick him now............ just so he can laugh at me later.  :rotflmao

lmao!! YOUR WIFE MAY HAVE GOTTEN ONE OF THOSE ROBOCATS. SO SHE CAN WATCH YOU KICK THE CAT THROUGH THE INFOCAM IN THE EYES. oooops sorry not yelling just lazy. :rotflmao



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