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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 02 2006,7:24 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
....but I wanted to repost it.

YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY.

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.  SO, THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL TRUE-BLUE AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.

FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT,  ALL RED-BLOODED AMERICAN MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.  SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 02 2006,8:07 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :beer

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 02 2006,10:09 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
this is a wonderful idea. it should be done on a regular basis. ya know for homeland security.
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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 02 2006,10:34 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Good Idea!! :good  We can't ever be too safe!! :jumpie  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 02 2006,11:59 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Send out the tweaker reject chicks........no reason to waste our hotties on them. :rotflmao

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Quote (Ziggy @ Oct. 02 2006,11:59 am)
Send out the tweaker reject chicks........no reason to waste our hotties on them. :rotflmao

naked hot chicks are never a waste! besides who the hell want to look at tweaker chicks. it won't work anyway . have you ever been to  "quickie mart" ? those guys are always behind the counter reading penthouse .

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