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BarryMac
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Posted: Oct. 18 2006,5:14 pm |
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Everyone has a shit your pants story, everyone... 
One of the classics from an oldtimer in our shop...
He was hunting with some friends in Montana in Winter, they were out in the woods and he had to go real bad, so he drops his pants, barely gets his underwear down and lets loose, cleans himself up, gets his clothes back on when all of the sudden he sees out of the corner of his eye the hunting dog that is along for the trip, the dog eyes the pile and bears down on it and gobbles it up. All the hunters are totally grossed out, the dog licks his chops and jumps up on the old timer and tries to lick his face.
The story is a classic that will be told for a long time around the shop...  
Edited by BarryMac on Oct. 18 2006,5:15 pm
RIVER! If you have to ask you wont understand...
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Ziggy
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Posted: Oct. 18 2006,5:40 pm |
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| Quote (BarryMac @ Oct. 18 2006,4:14 pm) | Everyone has a shit your pants story, everyone...
One of the classics from an oldtimer in our shop...
He was hunting with some friends in Montana in Winter, they were out in the woods and he had to go real bad, so he drops his pants, barely gets his underwear down and lets loose, cleans himself up, gets his clothes back on when all of the sudden he sees out of the corner of his eye the hunting dog that is along for the trip, the dog eyes the pile and bears down on it and gobbles it up. All the hunters are totally grossed out, the dog licks his chops and jumps up on the old timer and tries to lick his face.
The story is a classic that will be told for a long time around the shop... Â Â |
OMG that is tooooooo funny........a little gross too.  
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If we walk our dogs together they fight over the cat poop find.......real mean growls at each other. Yeah, no dog kissies after that for sure.
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Wifey
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Posted: Oct. 18 2006,6:36 pm |
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| Quote (BarryMac @ Oct. 18 2006,5:14 pm) | Everyone has a shit your pants story, everyone...
One of the classics from an oldtimer in our shop...
He was hunting with some friends in Montana in Winter, they were out in the woods and he had to go real bad, so he drops his pants, barely gets his underwear down and lets loose, cleans himself up, gets his clothes back on when all of the sudden he sees out of the corner of his eye the hunting dog that is along for the trip, the dog eyes the pile and bears down on it and gobbles it up. All the hunters are totally grossed out, the dog licks his chops and jumps up on the old timer and tries to lick his face.
The story is a classic that will be told for a long time around the shop... Â Â |
I have a VERY SIMILAR (almost exact) story...only it was ME!!!!!!!!
We were all camping, I strolled off for a little distance from the camp fire (and some privacy) dug a hole...made a nice little brace with logs so I could 'sit' and relax...when finished I covered the hole with dirt & went back to the camp fire...well one of my friend's dogs (chocolate labs...not the sharpest tools in the shed at times) digs it up, eats it, and comes around the camp fire and starts licking everyone in the face... 
It was the first and ONLY time I've crapped in the woods!
As for crapping my pants...nope, but Weston sharts all the time. (must get it from his father's side) 
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Wifey
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Posted: Oct. 18 2006,9:10 pm |
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| Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Oct. 18 2006,6:41 pm) | | Quote (Wifey @ Oct. 18 2006,6:36 pm) | | (chocolate labs...not the sharpest tools in the shed at times) |
Hey now, there's no need to get personal...
I've got to keep on top of the dog poop clean up, lest the little treasures start disappearing.
Sleek <----- Now know why my dog is brown
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Never pooped my pants as an adult... Â  |
Wondering if you'd catch that one...Hee, Hee...
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Wifey
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Posted: Oct. 18 2006,9:10 pm |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 18 2006,8:47 pm) | | Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Oct. 18 2006,6:41 pm) | | Never pooped my pants as an adult... Â |
Define "Adult"..... |
yeah...did you crap yourself as a teen??? LOL 
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Irmanator
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Posted: Oct. 19 2006,6:33 am |
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| Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Oct. 19 2006,6:11 am) | | Quote (Carrera Elite @ Oct. 18 2006,8:47 pm) | | Quote (Sleek-Jet @ Oct. 18 2006,6:41 pm) | | Never pooped my pants as an adult... Â |
Define "Adult"..... |
Anything beyond potty training would be an adult around this group... Â |
I don't know get's pretty scary after a few drinks!!!  
also, when we're at the river we're really not potty trained all day!!
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Irmanator
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Posted: Oct. 19 2006,6:34 am |
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| Quote (Ziggy @ Oct. 18 2006,4:59 pm) | Who's had to endure one of these?
Once had a customer that didn't quite make it to the "john".........  |
sure Zig, sure it was a "customer"!!!
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My Man's Sportin' Wood
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Posted: Oct. 19 2006,5:55 pm |
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I could sure tell some stories about working in a retirement community for 17 years. 
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Oct. 19 2006,9:12 pm |
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Wow a thread about shittin your pants, how classic can that get!.. 
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Oct. 19 2006,9:41 pm |
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But it will go down in history!..
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GoFastRacer
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Posted: Oct. 19 2006,9:57 pm |
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Especially here huh!..
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