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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 07 2006,6:49 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
What's your favorite...??  :stupid

"Two Bricks Short of a Full Load"
"Taco Short of a Combination Plate"
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While those are good, I prefer "Not the sharpest tool in the shed." :D





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And from Pet Detective..........."The motors running but no one's behind the wheel." :D





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the light's are on but nobody is home  :stupid

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 07 2006,7:10 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
"Shit for brains"





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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 07 2006,7:30 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
"not the sharpest knife in O.J.'s collection" :eek
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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 07 2006,7:39 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Irmanator @ Nov. 07 2006,7:30 pm)
"not the sharpest knife in O.J.'s collection" :eek

That's so bad.... :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 07 2006,7:48 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I thought you asked what was MY FAVORITE? :rolleyes
how about a hokey: "that Barrymac is about as sharp as a bowling ball" does that work for ya??? :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 07 2006,7:50 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Not the brightest bulb on the tree....

Dumber than a box of shit (or hammers, rocks, etc).....

Two beans short of a burrito....

One midget short of a circus....

Every time a woman masturbates, God gives the world a puppy. So please... Think of the puppies....
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Good ones.... :good

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 07 2006,8:22 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
"She's older then the Earth"... :good

"He's so old he farts dust"... :D

RIVER! If you have to ask you wont understand...
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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 07 2006,8:56 pm Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Just on NCIS...
"A few puppies short of a Pet Shop"
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Bowling Ball.... :rotflmao

Edited by shueman on Nov. 07 2006,8:58 pm
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Caught with your pants down!  :p

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 07 2006,9:18 pm Post # 17 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ Nov. 07 2006,8:56 pm)
Just on NCIS...

NCIS, you're not watching Dancing with the Stars :rainbow ? Irmanator is watching it while I'm playing on the internet. I hear that Emitt just got a 30??? :jumpie  :beat  :flamed

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 07 2006,9:26 pm Post # 18 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (BarryMac @ Nov. 07 2006,9:18 pm)
Quote (shueman @ Nov. 07 2006,8:56 pm)
Just on NCIS...

NCIS, you're not watching Dancing with the Stars :rainbow ? Irmanator is watching it while I'm playing on the internet. I hear that Emitt just got a 30??? :jumpie  :beat  :flamed

Roxanne's got the remote....she covers them all.... :break  :laugh
She's SCREAMING at the judges for giving Emit the 10-10-10.... :fight  He does move smoothly for a big man, but Mario is a much better technically.... :good

Hey, evern Joey got a perfect score.... :beer  The audience will decide.... :grouphug

Edited by shueman on Nov. 07 2006,9:27 pm
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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 07 2006,9:28 pm Post # 19 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ Nov. 07 2006,9:26 pm)
Quote (BarryMac @ Nov. 07 2006,9:18 pm)
Quote (shueman @ Nov. 07 2006,8:56 pm)
Just on NCIS...

NCIS, you're not watching Dancing with the Stars :rainbow ? Irmanator is watching it while I'm playing on the internet. I hear that Emitt just got a 30??? :jumpie  :beat  :flamed

Roxanne's got the remote....she covers them all.... :break  :laugh
She's SCREAMING at the judges for giving Emit the 10-10-10.... :fight  He does move smoothly for a big man, but Mario is a much better technically.... :good

He, evern Joey got a perfect score.... :beer

Emmitt =  :good

Joey and Mario =  "Gay as a $2 bill"  :rainbow (keeping in line with the thread :D)...

:D :D :D

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Quote (BarryMac @ Nov. 07 2006,9:28 pm)
...Joey and Mario =  "Gay as a $2 bill"  :rainbow (keeping in line with the thread :D)...

Rumor is they are going to dance TOGETHER tomorrow... :rainbow  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 07 2006,9:40 pm Post # 21 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Back on topic....

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artard.

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Common sense aint so common.  :D
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