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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
That I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the truck, the car, the boat, always something more
important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
Home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away
with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time
and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.

When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting
the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
other is a husband.

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:laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh


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That's funny.LOL


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