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Posted: Dec. 04 2002,5:53 pm

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You know, God invented retards, like Alice for example, because he had no way of knowing television would be invented and thought we may want something to amuse us.

Hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch.

Just kidding with anyone who may have been offended, but Alice. :rotflmao

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Posted: Dec. 04 2002,8:14 pm

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You know, God invented retards, like Alice for example, because he had no way of knowing television would be invented and thought we may want something to amuse us. Â

Hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch. Â

Just kidding with anyone who may have been offended, but Alice. Â :rotflmao

Just like what Carrera Elite asked on the other board when someone suggested that I DON'T call her out. What about the entertainment value? Â I think it's VERY entertaining! :rotflmao

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Posted: Dec. 04 2002,9:05 pm

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She was mildly amusing at first, however kicking on her quickly grew old... like a one legged retard in an ass-kicking contest.

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Posted: Dec. 04 2002,10:03 pm

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Who is this Alice person that I keep hearing about?

I thought I was about up to speed on everything, but apparently I missed something..

I know the "havasudoug" sucks topic, but I think y'all are talking about sometihng afterwards?

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@#$% em if they can't take a joke

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Posted: Dec. 04 2002,10:20 pm

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Quote (RiverDave @ Dec. 04 2002,10:03 pm)

Who is this Alice person that I keep hearing about?

I thought I was about up to speed on everything, but apparently I missed something.. Â

I know the "havasudoug" sucks topic, but I think y'all are talking about sometihng afterwards?

RD

Alisha, aka Alice, is a fictional character played by a chick at my work. The hard part, even for me, is distinguishing between the character and the real person. She is really like Alisha more than I can admit without putting myself at risk of getting in trouble for harrassment or inappropriate comments. That's why I've been holding back. If you guys only knew of the REAL stories! :rotflmao

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Posted: Dec. 04 2002,10:37 pm

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Post them. Except make them about "Betty" instead of "Alice" and it will go right over her empty head.

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Posted: Dec. 05 2002,10:55 am

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Quote (jordanpaulk @ Dec. 04 2002,10:37 pm)

Post them. Â Except make them about "Betty" instead of "Alice" and it will go right over her empty head. Â

let's hear more amusing stuff on betty...

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Posted: Dec. 05 2002,10:57 am

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You could even mix some Susie stories in with the Betty stories. Make it that much more confusing.

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Posted: Dec. 05 2002,11:00 am

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Quote (jordanpaulk @ Dec. 05 2002,10:57 am)

You could even mix some Susie stories in with the Betty stories. Â Make it that much more confusing. Â

Have you heard about "Silly Sally"? :rotflmao

She's a riot...

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Posted: Dec. 05 2002,11:01 am

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Right up there with the Ditzy Dana stories...

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Posted: Dec. 05 2002,11:14 am

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Quote (Wifey @ Dec. 05 2002,11:00 am)

Quote (jordanpaulk @ Dec. 05 2002,10:57 am)

You could even mix some Susie stories in with the Betty stories. Â Make it that much more confusing. Â

Have you heard about "Silly Sally"? Â :rotflmao

She's a riot...

Psycho Sally didn't even know what truck was mine in the parking lot. My license plate is HVSUDUG and there is a HavasuDoug.com sticker on the back window!

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Posted: Dec. 05 2002,11:32 am

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That would confuse me too. :rotflmao

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Posted: Dec. 05 2002,2:37 pm

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Psycho Sally didn't even know what truck was mine in the parking lot. My license plate is HVSUDUG and there is a HavasuDoug.com sticker on the back window!

Sally is pretty damn stupido!!! :rolleys

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Posted: Dec. 05 2002,2:42 pm

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Quote (Wifey @ Dec. 05 2002,2:37 pm)

Quote (Havasu Doug @ Dec. 05 2002,11:14 am)

Psycho Sally didn't even know what truck was mine in the parking lot. My license plate is HVSUDUG and there is a HavasuDoug.com sticker on the back window!

Sally is pretty damn stupido!!! :rolleys

I wonder if she'll ever find us? :confused

When she does, maybe we can give her a special title.

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Posted: Dec. 05 2002,2:45 pm

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Queen of the circus retards? That's just a starter. Have to get warmed up.

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Posted: Dec. 05 2002,9:19 pm

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Quote (jordanpaulk @ Dec. 05 2002,2:45 pm)

Queen of the circus retards? Â That's just a starter. Â Have to get warmed up.

Queen...hmmm...that seems a bit too regal of a title for her.

How about port-a-potty ass wiper? :;):

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Posted: Dec. 06 2002,3:39 pm

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Was "push-start" invited here too? :love

I would love to talk to her more.......( . )( . )..........

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Posted: Dec. 06 2002,5:54 pm

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She hasn't stumbled onto the board yet, but I figure it's only a matter of time before Doug, I mean Alisha starts posting over here... Â

By the way welcome aboard Kim

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Posted: Dec. 06 2002,6:48 pm

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Quote (jordanpaulk @ Dec. 06 2002,5:54 pm)

She hasn't stumbled onto the board yet, but I figure it's only a matter of time before Doug, I mean Alisha starts posting over here... Â

By the way welcome aboard Kim

Ya know, I haven't even made it difficult to find us. There is a link to this place in my hotboat.net signature now. She still posts over there but I guess she can't figure out how to find my posts. Also, there are several references to this on the regular website now. HELLO!!!! :eek

BTW, Welcome aboard Kim!

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Posted: Dec. 06 2002,6:52 pm

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Glad to be here guy's and I hope to be a post whore like Jordy! :rotflmao

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Posted: Dec. 06 2002,6:55 pm

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Quote (Kim Hanson @ Dec. 06 2002,6:52 pm)

Glad to be here guy's and I hope to be a post whore like Jordy! :rotflmao

BTW Kim, I had a Canadian flag set up in the choosable avatar list just in case you came over here, but it didn't look right. I'll find another. You can set your own avatar url, also.

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Posted: Dec. 06 2002,7:01 pm

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What do you think of that kick-ass avatar? Some people don't like my obsession with "BOOB'S", so I have to find one that show's that KIM is a guy........( . )( . )..........any help!

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Posted: Dec. 06 2002,7:20 pm

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I had another set of "BOOB'S" and I was told it imply's that I'am a GIRL, so I have to find a MANLY avatar for here! You want me to call her in here, or have you already done it?

Have you guy's figured out what her signature is? Translation's come up with shit!........( . )( . )...........

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Posted: Dec. 06 2002,8:07 pm

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Quote (Kim Hanson @ Dec. 06 2002,7:52 pm)

Glad to be here guy's and I hope to be a post whore like Jordy! :rotflmao

You've still got me out whored on the Barney boards. Hell, I think you even passed RD.

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