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Posted: Dec. 27 2006,5:12 pm |
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Going commando in Key West, 
Traveling on Christmas day across the country is far from a smart thing to do in the current high alert our country’s air lines are under. Being a self proclaimed Boy Scout I thought getting to LAX 4 hours early was a good idea.  Watching people made up for the long 4 hours we had to wait for a flight and we damn near missed it because I was busy chatting with a retired construction company owner about the finer points of housing.  Arriving in Miami we where informed that our flight to Key west was delayed till 10:30..  Wrong I said we better check it out for ourselves and a good thing it left only ½ an hour late with many seats empty.
When we finally arrived after a full day of flying I wanted nothing more then to get to our room and take a shower. After waiting for over an hour for the luggage we came up short 2 bags. My small suitcase with my underwear, socks and swimming suits and our toiletries bag with all the stuff you just don’t wanna have to go buy at 10:30 pm on Christmas` day in Key west.  Fawk it, I’ll go commando and we just get the basics. I just want a frickin drink. 
Key West is a great place, I feel that travel opens our minds to accept all types of culture and idea’s. Key west will do that for you in the first ten feet. If you are afraid of Gays, Blacks, Mexican’s, Cubans, English, Brazilians, Australian’s, Martians’ or any other race creed or state in the union you better not come to Key West.  Its all here and getting along great.  You will hera so many different accents that you will stop trying to figure them out. That being said getting a drink on Christmas night in a fancy little street side bar that’s is adjacent to a gay resort might be odd to some, but for us it was just right.  The bar tender made the best damn Vodka Collins I have ever had and the company was absolutely wonderful. What a way to start a vacation, We’ll be going back at least on night this week. 
Lets fast forward to the whole reason for the trip, it’s the wife’s birthday and she has been ripped off her whole life being born Dec 26. Not this year, its on like Donkey Kong! 
Breakfast on the beach, and a tour of the island via scooter, and by early evening we had been drunk for most of the day.  Off to Kelly’s for the finest meal I can remember. Fresh seafood and vegetables‘, bread, and fine drinks. Then we went bar hopping and ended up at Irish Kevin’s, where we met a couple from the East coast. Jessica was from NYC and Jason from Chicago. Man did we turn up the heat on the drinking with Jessi bringing shots left and right. The entertainment was a guy who thought he was Jack Black with the whole tenacious D thing going on.  MMSW ended up getting Jack Black wannabe to buy her a shot and then got up onstage and turned on the boogie machine. Ye ha!  
The trip back to the room via scooter was a handful after MMSW wanted to drive! 
Today we had an easy day after sleeping till early afternoon LOL. A cheeseburger in Paridise at Margaritaville and then some site seeing. A trip to Poppa’s house and some more great drinks where followed by the famous sunset at Mallory square. At this point MMSW decided that she no longer wanted her phone and threw it in the ocean. Another great meal of fresh fish and then its off to an early bedtime. 
In the morning its my turn, We rented a HD Road King and I get to drive the highway up to Key Largo, and even though I got my underwear back I’ll still be commando, Man I’m digging Key West!
More to come…………….Maybe I’ll share the thin hotel walls and how you can hear all the neighbors having sex! This place rules!  
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