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RVRGIRL
Taurus
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Poopsie Bubble Buns
 
Lake Havasu City, AZ
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Posted: Jan. 08 2007,6:00 pm |
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>You Know You're From Southern California When...
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> 1) Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
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> 2) You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.
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> 3) You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.
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> 4) You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.
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> 5) You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you
>know darn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see
>below).
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> 6) Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance,
>takes about "twenty minutes".
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> 7) You drive to your neighborhood block party.
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> 8) In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the
>same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe
>sunburn.
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> 9) You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.
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> 10) If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're
>definitely driving.
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> 11) Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.
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> 12) You know what "In-'N-Out" is and feel bad for all the other states
>because they don't have any.
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> 13) You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.
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> 14) You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan.
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> 15) You've partied in Tijuana at least 3 times and you don't remember at
>least 1 of them.
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> 16) You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
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> 17) You eat pineapple on pizza.
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> 18) Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your
>head.
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> 19) You think that Venice is a beach.
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> 20) The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.
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> 21) You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is.
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> 22) You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would
>never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is second class. Nobody
>likes anyone from “the 909."
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> 23) You call 911 and they put you on hold.
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> 24) You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.
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> 25) The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.
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> 26) You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It
>doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are
>just better than them, for whatever reason.
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> 27) You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a
>McDonald's or a Starbucks.
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> 28) You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.
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> 29) You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
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> 30) It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
>station: "STORM WATCH".
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> 31) The Terminator is your governor.
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> 32) You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from
>California .
 Thats "MRS" RVRGIRL 2 you..... "When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt."
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shueman
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Born To Drive...
 
Alta Loma CA
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NADA
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Posted: Jan. 08 2007,6:21 pm |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 08 2007,6:10 pm) | 4, 12, 17, & 30 Happen Here in AZ too.... Â  Â  Â Does this mean that we are part of Kaleeforneea?? Â Â |
Of course...we need the tax base.... 
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My Man's Sportin' Wood
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Hallett Hottie
Flathead Lake Montana/Lake Havasu City
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Posted: Jan. 08 2007,7:36 pm |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 08 2007,6:10 pm) | | 4, 12, 17, & 30 Happen Here in AZ too.... Â Â Â Does this mean that we are part of Kaleeforneea?? Â Â |
No but 1/2 your population used to be here. 
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LASINC
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HDF PW in training!
Yorba Linda, CA
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27' Advantage
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Posted: Jan. 08 2007,7:42 pm |
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| Quote (My Man's Sportin' Wood @ Jan. 08 2007,7:36 pm) | | Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 08 2007,6:10 pm) | | 4, 12, 17, & 30 Happen Here in AZ too.... Â Â Â Does this mean that we are part of Kaleeforneea?? Â Â |
No but 1/2 your population used to be here. Â |
The other half prolly still have Cali addresses.
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lawbreaker2
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Boat Racer
ohio
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Posted: Jan. 08 2007,8:18 pm |
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#30 is so true, I used to laugh at the news when I was out there and they were calling for rain, My aunt would tell me not to go out, Becuz it was rainning so hard out, AndI go out anyways and play in it with my truck.
Yeh I will be the one you see on the news, upside down in a river somewhere. LOL
When I first went out there in the early 90's I stoped at a rest area at night, and went for a walk out in the nice desert, and I found this BIG nice warm rock to lay on and look at the stars, so I call the wife and told here what I was doing, She nearly drop dead. I had no Idea about snakes and warm rocks!!! LOL
Edited by lawbreaker2 on Jan. 08 2007,8:20 pm
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BigDog
Not Float'n Enuff
Phoenix, AZ
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'99 Searay 210 Sundeck
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Posted: Jan. 08 2007,9:59 pm |
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Freaking snow birds!! 
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BigDog
Not Float'n Enuff
Phoenix, AZ
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'99 Searay 210 Sundeck
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Posted: Jan. 09 2007,12:42 pm |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 09 2007,1:17 pm) | | Quote (Fragile Magic @ Jan. 09 2007,1:14 pm) | | Quote (GlassMan @ Jan. 09 2007,10:33 am) | Better than RATS!!!
Check it out:
TUCSON, Ariz. - Residents of a neighborhood next to the University of Arizona say small white rats have been swimming through sewer pipes and into their toilets.
Kinda gives new meaning to "In & Out" Â Â Â |
There was an escape from the medical research labs at the U of A Medical School.....
Researchers were wondering what the effect of having them watch "Escape from Alcatraz" repeatedly would be.....
If they can just make it down Euclid ave and into the Santa Cruz wash they can make it to Mexico......and Freedom!!!
Good Luck little dudes!! Â  |
They probably won't make it all of the way. They will probably get confused and follow the Undocumanted Imigrants heading in the opposet direction...... |
and end up in East LA or El Monte. Â
Edited by BigDog on Jan. 09 2007,12:43 pm
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GoFastRacer
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V-Driver For Life!
Big River, Ca
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Spectra20
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Posted: Jan. 10 2007,5:08 am |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 09 2007,1:17 pm) | | Quote (Fragile Magic @ Jan. 09 2007,1:14 pm) | | Quote (GlassMan @ Jan. 09 2007,10:33 am) | Better than RATS!!!
Check it out:
TUCSON, Ariz. - Residents of a neighborhood next to the University of Arizona say small white rats have been swimming through sewer pipes and into their toilets.
Kinda gives new meaning to "In & Out" Â Â Â |
There was an escape from the medical research labs at the U of A Medical School.....
Researchers were wondering what the effect of having them watch "Escape from Alcatraz" repeatedly would be.....
If they can just make it down Euclid ave and into the Santa Cruz wash they can make it to Mexico......and Freedom!!!
Good Luck little dudes!! Â |
They probably won't make it all of the way. They will probably get confused and follow the Undocumanted Imigrants heading in the opposet direction...... |
That is too funny!.. 
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