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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 30 2007,5:26 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Witch's Tit Not As Cold As Expected

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- A new study, conducted by researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, has found the heat capacity of witches' tits to be significantly higher than previously believed.

"For years, the public has assumed that the breasts of witches maintain temperatures at or around the freezing point of water," said team leader Phillip McCracken in a telephone interview.

"Through a series of revolutionary experiments, we have been able to determine that they actually achieve an average temperature of 72 degrees Fahrenheit."

The researchers do not currently understand why witches' tits -- while certainly warmer than expected -- are nearly 27 degrees cooler than the tits of normal humans.

"Unfortunately, theory behind the thermodynamics of thaumaturgic mammaries is sadly under-investigated," added McCracken.

Magdalena Chancerly, the president of the National Organization of Wiccans in Salem, received the news of the scientists' findings with enthusiasm.

"You can only hear 'cold as a witch's tit' so many times before becoming offended.  I, for one, am glad to have my breasts associated with the comfortable climate of spring instead of the chill of winter."

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 30 2007,6:05 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
well, i know some Wiccans, i'm gonna have to check into that.

but i thought it was "colder than a witch's tit IN A BRASS BRA, laying face down in the snow.."

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but i'm up for assisting in some research...!!!

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 30 2007,7:21 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Let me tell you something, I think right now a witches tit would warm me up little.



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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 30 2007,7:26 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ Jan. 30 2007,5:26 pm)
... they actually achieve an average temperature of 72 degrees Fahrenheit."

I did not know that. ;)

It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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GEEEZE!!!  What fun filled frase are they going to kill next.  :rolleyes
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Just give em time, they'll come up with one!.. :rolleyes
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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 30 2007,9:20 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
bring the witchs tits over here, and let me judge the temp.!! :D

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 30 2007,9:20 pm)
bring the witchs tits over here, and let me judge the temp.!! :D

I get it first.



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Post Icon Posted: Feb. 03 2007,3:53 pm Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
how bout the bitches...?
:eek

oh.. it was witches... MY BAD.

i'm out to get spanked.

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Quote (Dons_Donzi @ Feb. 03 2007,4:53 pm)
how bout the bitches...?
:eek

oh.. it was witches... MY BAD.

i'm out to get spanked.

:fouet

What's the differance??

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Feb. 03 2007,5:06 pm)
Quote (Dons_Donzi @ Feb. 03 2007,4:53 pm)
how bout the bitches...?
:eek

oh.. it was witches... MY BAD.

i'm out to get spanked.

:fouet

What's the differance??

GOOD CATCH...

i hear ya...

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