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BigDog
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Posted: Mar. 17 2007,6:22 pm |
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 Now That there is funny!!
Happy St. Pat's day back at ya!! 
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My Man's Sportin' Wood
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Posted: Mar. 17 2007,9:48 pm |
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That sunofabeetch SW finished off my Irish Whiskey!!!  Most of you guys know I like Bushmill's almost as much as I like Jack D. How am I supposed to get the luck o' the Irish without a little Irish luv??
Funny, there was about 3 shots left. He never drinks whiskey, I can't believe he drank it ALL!!! LOL
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shueman
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Posted: Mar. 18 2007,8:39 am |
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| Quote (My Man's Sportin' Wood @ Mar. 17 2007,9:48 pm) | | ... He never drinks whiskey, I can't believe he drank it ALL!!! Â LOL |
You sure he didn't use it for solvent...  
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shueman
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Posted: Mar. 18 2007,8:49 am |
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IRISH YOGA.... Â Â Â  Â
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shueman
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Posted: Mar. 18 2007,9:36 am |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Mar. 18 2007,9:17 am) | Did Ya Drink Green Beer Last Night?? Â  |
Nah....had a coupla sombreros on the rocks with dinner is all... 
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Fragile Magic
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Posted: Mar. 18 2007,12:20 pm |
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Stolen from Yammahammered.......
IRISH BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE
SYMPTOM
CAUSE
CORRECTIVE ACTION
Feet cold and wet
Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling
Feet warm and wet
Improper Bladder Control
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training
Beer unusually pale and tasteless
a. Glass empty.
b. You're holding a Coors Lite
Get someone to buy you another beer
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
You have fallen over backward.
Have yourself leashed to the bar
Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes
You have fallen forward
See above
Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
a. Mouth not open
b. Glass applied to wrong part of face
Retire to restroom, practice in front of mirror
Floor Blurred
You are looking through bottom of empty glass
Get someone to buy you another beer
Floor moving
You are being carried out
Find out if you are being taken to another bar
Room seems unusually dark
Bar has closed
Confirm home address with bartender. If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run.
Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures
Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations
Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside
Everyone looks up to you and smiles
You are dancing on the table
Fall on someone cushy-looking
Beer is crystal-clear (my fav)
It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up
Punch him
People are standing around urinals, talking
You're NOT in the ladies' room
Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers before exiting (optional)
Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
You have been in a fight
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them
Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in
You've wandered into the wrong party
See if they have free beer
Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk
a. You're in jail
b. You're in the navy
Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach
You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps
You're in a gay bar
Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept offers for backrubs
Your singing sounds distorted
The beer is too weak
Have more beer until your voice improves
Don't remember the words to the song
Beer is just right
Play air guitar
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