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Posted: Mar. 19 2007,10:15 pm

Post # 1

1.) FINE:
Â Â Â Â Â This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
Â Â Â Â Â Â you need to shut up. Â Â Â Â Â

2.) FIVE MINUTES Â
Â Â Â Â Â Â If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only
Â Â Â Â Â five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the
Â Â Â Â Â Â game before helping around the house.
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
3.) NOTHING
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should
Â Â Â Â Â be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. Â Â Â Â Â Â

4.) GO AHEAD
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! Â Â Â Â Â Â

5.) LOUD SIGH
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) Â
Â Â Â Â

6.) THAT'S OKAY
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake. Â Â Â Â Â Â

7.) THANKS
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. Â Â

8.) WHAT Â Â EVER
Â Â Â Â Â Is a women's way of saying Â Â *&$#% YOU!! Â Â

9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I GOT IT.
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â refer to # 3.

Â :rotflmao

Edited by RVRGIRL on Mar. 19 2007,10:16 pm

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Posted: Mar. 19 2007,10:24 pm

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To bad I didn't know all of that BEFORE i got married. :rotflmao

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Posted: Mar. 19 2007,10:27 pm

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been There Learned those....the tough way!! :laugh

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,5:34 am

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That's funny!..

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,5:48 am

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Yep, I've covered the list, a few times over.... :beat

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,5:50 am

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I think we all have!..

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,7:44 am

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And How!!!!!!! :laugh

Edited by BigDog on Mar. 20 2007,7:44 am

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,8:14 am

Post # 8

REALLY????

I just though my wife was very agreeable!

whatever.....

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,8:26 am

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NICE

Yet another of your Posts that I needed to Steel for a BLOG!

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,9:44 am

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Having selective hearing as a husband can be detrimental, so far I've survived tho, whew! :laugh

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,11:01 am

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Mar. 19 2007,10:27 pm)

been There Learned those....the tough way!! Â :laugh

yup same here...but I never seem to learn my lesson.... :stupid

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,1:49 pm

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I have found that it is important to ask "what is wrong?" only once, then say "are you sure?" only once and end it after the second "nothing". Then you will continue to get the silent treatment. :good

You must "ask what is wrong?" or you will seem not to care, however, if you ask enough times to get an answer, you will always regret it. :banghead

Edited by eliminatedsprinter on Mar. 20 2007,1:53 pm

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,2:17 pm

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Quote (eliminatedsprinter @ Mar. 20 2007,2:49 pm)

You must "ask what is wrong?" or you will seem not to care, however, if you ask enough times to get an answer, you will always regret it. :banghead

Sage advice!

I find that when I get the answer "Nothing" to the question "What's wrong?" I say "Great! There's a new Italian restaurant I want to take you to, my treat!"

I learned that in bomb disposal and defusing school........

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,2:20 pm

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Don't cut the blue wire..........or was it the red one???? :stupid

Well, there are like 15,000 wires here, and they are constantly changing colors........ :laugh

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,7:47 pm

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Quote (Dyce51 @ Mar. 20 2007,11:01 am)

Quote (Carrera Elite @ Mar. 19 2007,10:27 pm)

been There Learned those....the tough way!! Â :laugh

yup same here...but I never seem to learn my lesson.... :stupid

Is this so true, you should know this Joe!!!! 11 years and I still don't learn.

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,8:25 pm

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Quote (Fragile Magic @ Mar. 20 2007,2:20 pm)

Don't cut the blue wire..........or was it the red one???? Â :stupid

Well, there are like 15,000 wires here, and they are constantly changing colors........ :laugh

Einie meanie miney moe.....What's your favorite color today!! :laugh

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,8:28 pm

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Close your eyes and just pick one!.

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Posted: Mar. 20 2007,8:31 pm

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And Your Nose Doesn't Count!!

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Posted: Mar. 21 2007,5:44 am

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Mar. 20 2007,8:31 pm)

And Your Nose Doesn't Count!!

LMAO!..

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Posted: Mar. 21 2007,7:49 am

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The strongest words women use, are none at all!!! :eek

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Posted: Mar. 21 2007,8:15 am

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Mar. 21 2007,7:49 am)

The strongest words women use, are none at all!!! :eek

eeeww, how deep! :laugh

Either that or you just can't hear them over the gunshots! :guns

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Posted: Mar. 21 2007,8:48 am

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i do know they shouldnt talk with a mouth full....!!!!

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Posted: Mar. 21 2007,8:54 am

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Mar. 21 2007,7:49 am)

The strongest words women use, are none at all!!! :eek

Strongest and, with all but a rare few, the best as well...

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Posted: Mar. 21 2007,4:36 pm

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The Silence Can Be Deafening :beat

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