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Post Icon Posted: April 18 2007,9:46 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers? "

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "shit."

:laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: April 18 2007,9:50 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
shit.. :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: April 18 2007,9:59 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Foot inserted.... :beat  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: April 19 2007,6:40 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Foot in Mouth

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Post Icon Posted: April 19 2007,7:24 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
DOH!! :eek  :beat

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Post Icon Posted: April 19 2007,6:43 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
DOH....I am getting married in March 2008 (seems like time is flying by now).  I can only imagine how long it will be before my fiancee has that conversation w/me... :confused
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Post Icon Posted: April 19 2007,6:48 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
It won't be long  :D  So be in guard :good  :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: April 19 2007,6:49 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Thanks for the warning   :beer
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Post Icon Posted: April 20 2007,2:16 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Your welcome, My fiancee has already asked me that Question :eek  and I just told her the truth. No worries :good

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Post Icon Posted: April 20 2007,3:22 am Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (JetSet @ April 19 2007,6:40 am)
Foot in Mouth

:rotflmao that is freek'n funny!!! lol....  :D
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Post Icon Posted: April 20 2007,6:19 am Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
uummm careful what you sa.....DOH!!!!!     :beat
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

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