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familyties

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Posted: Oct. 01 2007,8:51 am |
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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
So Cal Old Crew
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BigDog


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Posted: Oct. 01 2007,9:48 am |
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| Quote (familyties @ Oct. 01 2007,8:51 am) | | Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. |
But there are some folks naturaly full of shit. So does this mean that their twice as full?
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havasuhusker


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Posted: Oct. 01 2007,12:07 pm |
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ish tozaa, to, tozal, hicup, burb, tozally agree, hicup, burp
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