malibuken
Capricorn
HDF Supporter Boat Racer
San Marcos, CA, USA, Earth Posts: 661
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Posted: Oct. 11 2007,6:44 am
Post # 1
A Hot Boater was seated next to a PWC'er on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The PWC'er asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Hot Boater if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let CHEAP liquor touch my lips."
The PWC'er then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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