AZKC
Leo
HDF Bronze Supporter Jack of all trades. Master of none.
Tucson Posts: 16,439
APPD 1.96 Post Rank: 5 1979 20ft Hawaiian Moonraker
Posted: Oct. 24 2007,12:40 pm
Post # 1
Subject: Blonde journal
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!! ; ; March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December Couldn't call 911 . "duh"..... there's no "eleven" Button on the stupid phone!!!
God is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy......
HemiDude
Scorpio Boat Racer
Glendale, AZ and Havasu Posts: 587
APPD 0.09 Post Rank: 56 Say, is your wife doing anything
Posted: Oct. 24 2007,9:39 pm
Post # 6
Real motors are Hemis and Chevys, Fords dont count!
"Stress: (noun) - The confusion created when one's mind overules the body's basic desire to choke the living $hit out of some as$hole that desperately deserves it."