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malibuken

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Posted: Mar. 07 2008,11:53 am |
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Saturday morning I got up early (4:00am), dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that sh*t?'
I still don't know if she was joking.
Trust No One ............................................................................ the truth is out there! 
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BigDog


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Posted: Mar. 07 2008,11:56 am |
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OOPS!!!
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shueman

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Posted: Mar. 07 2008,1:36 pm |
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| Quote (malibuken @ Mar. 07 2008,11:53 am) | ... I still don't know if she was joking. |
Good one...
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PoonToonBabe

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Posted: Mar. 07 2008,6:01 pm |
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Ha! loved it
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GoFastRacer

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Posted: Mar. 08 2008,5:03 am |
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That's a good one!....
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GoFastRacer

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Posted: Mar. 09 2008,6:26 am |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Mar. 08 2008,8:51 am) | The true definition of fishing is..a jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end of the line...
A fishing line is a piece of string with a worm on one end and a damn fool on the other. |
Couldn't have said it better myself!..
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GoFastRacer

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Posted: Mar. 09 2008,8:01 am |
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| Quote (Carrera Elite @ Mar. 09 2008,8:58 am) | I Liked It!! A Friend Of Mine Asked If He Could Bring His Fishing Pole When We Went To The Lake.....I Told Him That My Boat Wouldn't Hold Fishing Poles......  |
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