Latest Posts:
flame4-25-2024 Three Word Post.....The Next Generation.... (Rep.#18,901) from: BigDogflameflame4-25-2024 The Totally Useless Thread IV (Rep.#20) from: BigDogflameflame4-25-2024 Brrrr (Rep.#14,835) from: BigDogflameflame4-19-2024 Gas price in your area (Rep.#7,181) from: GoFastRacerflameflame4-01-2024 The Totally Useless Thread III (Rep.#11,248) from: Havasu Dougflame
Home » HD Forums » Forums » Open Topic Forum » Joke Of The Day
No members are browsing this topic
Forum Led by: BigDog, RiverLiver
73 pages  << < >>

[ Track this topic :: Email this topic :: Print this topic ]
add a reply to this topic create a new topic create a new poll
BigDogMale Offline
Not Float'n Enuff
10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 24,301
APPD 3.53
Post Rank: 3
'99 Searay 210 Sundeck
Post Icon Posted: Feb. 22 2018,8:42 am Post # 1776 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh  :laugh  I have seen that before. Still funny as he!!
Back to top
| Member # 1527 | Joined: 6-23-2005 |
GoFastRacerMale Offline
 HDF Supporter
V-Driver For Life!
50,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Big River, Ca
Posts: 62,396
APPD 8.08
Post Rank: 1
Spectra20
Post Icon Posted: Mar. 07 2018,4:16 am Post # 1777 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:D

Attached Image
Attached Image

Back to top
website  | Member # 101 | Joined: 3-03-2003 |
BigDogMale Offline
Not Float'n Enuff
10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 24,301
APPD 3.53
Post Rank: 3
'99 Searay 210 Sundeck
Post Icon Posted: Mar. 07 2018,10:51 am Post # 1778 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh  :laugh  :laugh
Back to top
| Member # 1527 | Joined: 6-23-2005 |
GoFastRacerMale Offline
 HDF Supporter
V-Driver For Life!
50,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Big River, Ca
Posts: 62,396
APPD 8.08
Post Rank: 1
Spectra20
Post Icon Posted: Mar. 14 2018,5:22 am Post # 1779 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:D

Attached Image
Attached Image

Back to top
website  | Member # 101 | Joined: 3-03-2003 |
BigDogMale Offline
Not Float'n Enuff
10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 24,301
APPD 3.53
Post Rank: 3
'99 Searay 210 Sundeck
Post Icon Posted: Mar. 15 2018,5:42 pm Post # 1780 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:eek   :laugh  :laugh  :laugh
Back to top
| Member # 1527 | Joined: 6-23-2005 |
shuemanMale Offline
Libra
 HDF Gold Supporter
Born To Drive...
10,000 post flame5,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Alta Loma CA
Posts: 17,228
APPD 2.33
Post Rank: 4
NADA
Post Icon Posted: May 10 2018,7:44 am Post # 1781 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:eek  :laugh

Attached Image
Attached Image

Back to top
| Member # 376 | Joined: 2-01-2004 |
BigDogMale Offline
Not Float'n Enuff
10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 24,301
APPD 3.53
Post Rank: 3
'99 Searay 210 Sundeck
Post Icon Posted: May 10 2018,9:16 am Post # 1782 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
Back to top
| Member # 1527 | Joined: 6-23-2005 |
GoFastRacerMale Offline
 HDF Supporter
V-Driver For Life!
50,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Big River, Ca
Posts: 62,396
APPD 8.08
Post Rank: 1
Spectra20
Post Icon Posted: May 11 2018,5:40 am Post # 1783 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :good
Back to top
website  | Member # 101 | Joined: 3-03-2003 |
LASINCMale Offline
Virgo
 HDF Supporter
HDF PW in training!
1,000 post flame1,000 post flame500 post flame100 post flame
Yorba Linda, CA
Posts: 2,636
APPD 0.38
Post Rank: 25
27' Advantage
Post Icon Posted: May 11 2018,8:12 am Post # 1784 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I'm always off guard by the amount of stupidity out there.  LMAO  :rotflmao
Back to top
| Member # 1456 | Joined: 5-24-2005 |
BigDogMale Offline
Not Float'n Enuff
10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 24,301
APPD 3.53
Post Rank: 3
'99 Searay 210 Sundeck
Post Icon Posted: May 11 2018,9:11 am Post # 1785 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Seems like stupidity is on every street corner any more. I'm getting better at just walking away.  :laugh
Back to top
| Member # 1527 | Joined: 6-23-2005 |
GoFastRacerMale Offline
 HDF Supporter
V-Driver For Life!
50,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Big River, Ca
Posts: 62,396
APPD 8.08
Post Rank: 1
Spectra20
Post Icon Posted: May 12 2018,5:30 am Post # 1786 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Yeah, and it seems like it's increasing at a fast rate too. :rolleyes
Back to top
website  | Member # 101 | Joined: 3-03-2003 |
Carrera EliteMale Offline
Libra
 HDF Supporter

10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame
Glendale,AZ
Posts: 44,127
APPD 5.65
Post Rank: 2
1990 Carrera 23.5 Classic
Post Icon Posted: June 10 2018,8:32 am Post # 1787 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."

Sarcasim, Just one more thing that I offer for free!!
I've Reached The Age Where Happy Hour Is A Nap!!

WWW.StormPokerRuns.Com
Back to top
| Member # 8 | Joined: 12-04-2002 |
Carrera EliteMale Offline
Libra
 HDF Supporter

10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame
Glendale,AZ
Posts: 44,127
APPD 5.65
Post Rank: 2
1990 Carrera 23.5 Classic
Post Icon Posted: June 10 2018,8:40 am Post # 1788 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Two ropes go into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out of here. We don't serve ropes in here." The ropes go outside and one says to the other, "I have an idea." He ties himself up, messes up his hair, and goes back in. The bartender says, "Hey. No ropes." The rope says, "I'm not a rope." The bartender says, "You're not a rope?" "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."

Sarcasim, Just one more thing that I offer for free!!
I've Reached The Age Where Happy Hour Is A Nap!!

WWW.StormPokerRuns.Com
Back to top
| Member # 8 | Joined: 12-04-2002 |
GoFastRacerMale Offline
 HDF Supporter
V-Driver For Life!
50,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Big River, Ca
Posts: 62,396
APPD 8.08
Post Rank: 1
Spectra20
Post Icon Posted: June 11 2018,5:43 am Post # 1789 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh  :good
Back to top
website  | Member # 101 | Joined: 3-03-2003 |
shuemanMale Offline
Libra
 HDF Gold Supporter
Born To Drive...
10,000 post flame5,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Alta Loma CA
Posts: 17,228
APPD 2.33
Post Rank: 4
NADA
Post Icon Posted: June 11 2018,6:13 am Post # 1790 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:D

Attached Image
Attached Image

Back to top
| Member # 376 | Joined: 2-01-2004 |
BigDogMale Offline
Not Float'n Enuff
10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 24,301
APPD 3.53
Post Rank: 3
'99 Searay 210 Sundeck
Post Icon Posted: June 11 2018,9:39 am Post # 1791 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Yes they are!!!  :laugh  :D
Back to top
| Member # 1527 | Joined: 6-23-2005 |
GoFastRacerMale Offline
 HDF Supporter
V-Driver For Life!
50,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Big River, Ca
Posts: 62,396
APPD 8.08
Post Rank: 1
Spectra20
Post Icon Posted: June 12 2018,5:27 am Post # 1792 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Ain't that the truth. :laugh
Back to top
website  | Member # 101 | Joined: 3-03-2003 |
Carrera EliteMale Offline
Libra
 HDF Supporter

10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame
Glendale,AZ
Posts: 44,127
APPD 5.65
Post Rank: 2
1990 Carrera 23.5 Classic
Post Icon Posted: June 12 2018,7:20 am Post # 1793 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (GoFastRacer @ June 12 2018,5:27 am)
Ain't that the truth. :laugh

:D

Attached Image
Attached Image

Sarcasim, Just one more thing that I offer for free!!
I've Reached The Age Where Happy Hour Is A Nap!!

WWW.StormPokerRuns.Com
Back to top
| Member # 8 | Joined: 12-04-2002 |
LASINCMale Offline
Virgo
 HDF Supporter
HDF PW in training!
1,000 post flame1,000 post flame500 post flame100 post flame
Yorba Linda, CA
Posts: 2,636
APPD 0.38
Post Rank: 25
27' Advantage
Post Icon Posted: June 12 2018,7:29 am Post # 1794 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Cant wait til I'm retired.   :drink  :rotflmao
Back to top
| Member # 1456 | Joined: 5-24-2005 |
Carrera EliteMale Offline
Libra
 HDF Supporter

10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame
Glendale,AZ
Posts: 44,127
APPD 5.65
Post Rank: 2
1990 Carrera 23.5 Classic
Post Icon Posted: June 12 2018,5:53 pm Post # 1795 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch.

The dockhand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine here today. This establishment has a necktie policy, and you are not wearing one.”

“Of course I don’t have a tie on,” replied the sailor, “I’m on a boat!”

“Well, go down below and put one on,” said the dockhand.

“I don’t HAVE one!” shouted the sailor.

The dockhand, not wanting to turn away a customer, said: “Well, why don’t you just find something that approximates a tie. That should be OK.”

After some time, the sailor comes out with a pair of jumper cables. “This is all I could find to put around my neck,” he said.

Sighing, the deck hand said: “OK, I’ll let you in with those, but just don’t start anything.”

Sarcasim, Just one more thing that I offer for free!!
I've Reached The Age Where Happy Hour Is A Nap!!

WWW.StormPokerRuns.Com
Back to top
| Member # 8 | Joined: 12-04-2002 |
GoFastRacerMale Offline
 HDF Supporter
V-Driver For Life!
50,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Big River, Ca
Posts: 62,396
APPD 8.08
Post Rank: 1
Spectra20
Post Icon Posted: June 13 2018,5:40 am Post # 1796 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh  :laugh
Back to top
website  | Member # 101 | Joined: 3-03-2003 |
GoFastRacerMale Offline
 HDF Supporter
V-Driver For Life!
50,000 post flame10,000 post flame1,000 post flame1,000 post flame100 post flame100 post flame100 post flame
Big River, Ca
Posts: 62,396
APPD 8.08
Post Rank: 1
Spectra20
Post Icon Posted: June 13 2018,5:43 am Post # 1797 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Carrera Elite @ June 12 2018,7:20 am)
Quote (GoFastRacer @ June 12 2018,5:27 am)
Ain't that the truth. :laugh

:D

Be nice if this was true. :rolleyes  :laugh

Back to top
website  | Member # 101 | Joined: 3-03-2003 |
LASINCMale Offline
Virgo
 HDF Supporter
HDF PW in training!
1,000 post flame1,000 post flame500 post flame100 post flame
Yorba Linda, CA
Posts: 2,636
APPD 0.38
Post Rank: 25
27' Advantage
Post Icon Posted: June 14 2018,2:11 pm Post # 1798 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Maybe Lil'Moni77 will put her joke here that I heard......   :rotflmao  :rotflmao
Back to top
| Member # 1456 | Joined: 5-24-2005 |
Lil'Moni77Female Offline
Pwc'er

Corona, CA
Posts: 74
APPD 0.03
Post Rank: 154
Post Icon Posted: June 14 2018,2:18 pm Post # 1799 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (LASINC @ June 14 2018,2:11 pm)
Maybe Lil'Moni77 will put her joke here that I heard......   :rotflmao  :rotflmao

Oh oh!!  I'd love to!!  I thought it was pretty funny...  :D

Okay...


What did the Hurricane say to the Coconut Palm Tree?? ......


Hold onto your nuts this, this is no ordinary blow job!!!  :rotflmao  :laugh

F.E.A.R. has two meanings- Forget Everything and Run... OR... Face Everything And Rise!! The choice is yours.
Back to top
| Member # 3587 | Joined: 5-14-2018 |
Lil'Moni77Female Offline
Pwc'er

Corona, CA
Posts: 74
APPD 0.03
Post Rank: 154
Post Icon Posted: June 14 2018,2:20 pm Post # 1800 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Okay one more...

What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide that drives women wild???


A $100.00 bill...   :laugh  :laugh  :comp

F.E.A.R. has two meanings- Forget Everything and Run... OR... Face Everything And Rise!! The choice is yours.
Back to top
| Member # 3587 | Joined: 5-14-2018 |
1824 replies since Oct. 06 2008,4:59 pm < Next Oldest | Next Newest >
73 pages  << < >>

[ Track this topic :: Email this topic :: Print this topic ]
add a reply to this topic create a new topic create a new poll

Home » HD Forums » Forums » Open Topic Forum » Joke Of The Day

navbarlogo
The Colorado River WebRing
‹ Prev | Hub | Like | Join | Surprise | Next ›

Please help keep HDF free. If you enjoy this site, feel free to make a donation to keep it running. THANKS!