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Post Icon Posted: June 14 2018,9:17 pm Post # 1801 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender asks "What'll you have?"
Seal replies "Anything but the Canadian Club"

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Post Icon Posted: June 14 2018,9:31 pm Post # 1802 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
A very nervous first time crew member says to the skipper, “Do boats like this sink very often?” “Not too often,” replied the skipper. “Usually it’s only the once.”

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Post Icon Posted: June 15 2018,7:40 am Post # 1804 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Lil'Moni77 @ June 14 2018,2:20 pm)
Okay one more...

What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide that drives women wild???


A $100.00 bill...   :laugh  :laugh  :comp

Is that all it takes?   :stupid   :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :good

Edited by LASINC on June 15 2018,7:40 am
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Post Icon Posted: June 15 2018,8:32 am Post # 1805 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Quote (Lil'Moni77 @ June 14 2018,2:20 pm)
Okay one more...

What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide that drives women wild???


A $100.00 bill...   :laugh  :laugh  :comp

Is that all it takes?   :stupid   :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :good

I think you know better....  :laugh  :laugh  :bebe

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Post Icon Posted: June 15 2018,10:21 am Post # 1806 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I think it depends on what hood your in.   :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: June 15 2018,11:02 am Post # 1807 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Or "how" many $100 bills you have...   :stupid  :stupid  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: June 17 2018,11:20 pm Post # 1809 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Quote (Lil'Moni77 @ June 14 2018,2:20 pm)
Okay one more...

What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide that drives women wild???


A $100.00 bill...   :laugh  :laugh  :comp

Is that all it takes?   :stupid   :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :good

That's Just A Slow Start.....

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Where Do You Take A Sick Boat??










To The Doc..... :D  :p

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Gotta love AZ.  If I could...i'd move there.   :laugh
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Afraid your going to melt?   :laugh   :D
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Afraid I'd quit my job and live on the lake.   :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Been there... done that.... keep working please...  :fouet   :rotflmao  :laugh

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:rotflmao  :rotflmao  I think the boss has spoken.  :laugh
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Oh damn......gotta make that money.....I guess.   :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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I hear ya. I can't seem to get that money tree I was given to grow.  :banghead  :beat
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I got that tree growing but that only things fruiting are avocados....no money........No wonder there expensive.   :rotflmao
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A doctor, a dentist and a lawyer were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard.

Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help.

They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land.

Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside.

The dentist yelled, “It’s a miracle!”

“No”, said the doctor, “That’s professional courtesy!”

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