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Baby seal walks into a bar.
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A very nervous first time crew member says to the skipper, “Do boats like this sink very often?” “Not too often,” replied the skipper. “Usually it’s only the once.”


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Post Icon Posted: June 15 2018,7:40 am Post # 1804 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (Lil'Moni77 @ June 14 2018,2:20 pm)
Okay one more...

What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide that drives women wild???


A $100.00 bill...   :laugh  :laugh  :comp

Is that all it takes?   :stupid   :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :good


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Post Icon Posted: June 15 2018,8:32 am Post # 1805 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (LASINC @ June 15 2018,7:40 am)
Quote (Lil'Moni77 @ June 14 2018,2:20 pm)
Okay one more...

What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide that drives women wild???


A $100.00 bill...   :laugh  :laugh  :comp

Is that all it takes?   :stupid   :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :good

I think you know better....  :laugh  :laugh  :bebe


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I think it depends on what hood your in.   :laugh  :rotflmao
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Or "how" many $100 bills you have...   :stupid  :stupid  :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Quote (LASINC @ June 15 2018,7:40 am)
Quote (Lil'Moni77 @ June 14 2018,2:20 pm)
Okay one more...

What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide that drives women wild???


A $100.00 bill...   :laugh  :laugh  :comp

Is that all it takes?   :stupid   :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :good

That's Just A Slow Start.....


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Where Do You Take A Sick Boat??










To The Doc..... :D  :p


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Gotta love AZ.  If I could...i'd move there.   :laugh
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Afraid I'd quit my job and live on the lake.   :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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Been there... done that.... keep working please...  :fouet   :rotflmao  :laugh


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:rotflmao  :rotflmao  I think the boss has spoken.  :laugh
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Oh damn......gotta make that money.....I guess.   :rotflmao  :rotflmao
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I hear ya. I can't seem to get that money tree I was given to grow.  :banghead  :beat
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I got that tree growing but that only things fruiting are avocados....no money........No wonder there expensive.   :rotflmao
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A doctor, a dentist and a lawyer were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard.

Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help.

They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land.

Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside.

The dentist yelled, “It’s a miracle!”

“No”, said the doctor, “That’s professional courtesy!”


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