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Have received two anonymous phone calls within the past week. Have them both on my message machine and will be doing more investigating! J/K! Did get two "funny-as-hell" calls though. They're from an Oklahlma area code and I suspect my "straight-laced" cousin has gone "evil". Both messages are CG and follow.....

Message #1-

"Are you OK? I saw the roll-over of the shortbus on TV and I know you don't like wearing your helmet because it interferes with your licking of the windows. Call me as soon as you can so I know you're OK."

Message #2-

"Do you know why it is so cold outside? Because everyone said that it would be a cold day in hell before a black man became president."

I play message #1 at least once a day! My sides still hurt from laughin'! :p

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:laugh   :good   Everyone has a comedian in the ranks.  :D
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Now that we live in an Obamanation, I'm looking forward to things to laugh about.

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 20 2009,1:11 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
So....It's Somebody Who Knows You Pretty Well...... :laugh  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 20 2009,1:21 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 20 2009,1:11 pm)
So....It's Somebody Who Knows You Pretty Well...... :laugh  :D

That would be my guess as well.  :D  :laugh

"It seemed like a hell of an idea at the time".
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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 20 2009,2:58 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
HAHA

In my 40some-odd-years this is only the second time I've heard that term 'Short Bus'. And the other time was in a non family friendly movie.   :eek

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Have a Student here that I have called Short-bus for 3 years now. She loves it.  :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 20 2009,6:10 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
OMG this is good, I get these all the time, but as far as the short bus go's Dyce's wife drive's one sometimes, she came by the house one day and the kids were like OMG is that you know who driving the short bus today, LOL so we rag on her about it.  Oh and she can barely see over the wheel. LOL sorry Candy. I had to.

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That is funny!.. :good  :laugh  :rotflmao
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I'd like to own a "small bus". Frame off resto that beast....insert a nice BBC, say a 572 block.....tow the boat behind it.  :good

"It seemed like a hell of an idea at the time".
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:laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :rotflmao

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Gig,

Get 'em back with the rick-roll hotline...

http://www.prankdialer.com/call.php

Got the classic Rick Roll, as well as a few other crowd pleasers...   :beer

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 21 2009,8:28 pm Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (DirtySquirty @ Jan. 21 2009,8:18 am)
I'd like to own a "small bus". Frame off resto that beast....insert a nice BBC, say a 572 block.....tow the boat behind it.  :good

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Edited by Carrera Elite on Jan. 21 2009,8:28 pm

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I Think That BBG Drives KC And Sleek Around In This..... :laugh  :D

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 21 2009,8:31 pm)
I Think That BBG Drives KC And Sleek Around In This..... :laugh  :D

Love the color......you sure the Shue isn't ridin' around in that one too?  :D  :laugh

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He Chose The Color For Them..... :laugh  :D

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This is cool!.. :good

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Quote (GoFastRacer @ Jan. 22 2009,4:49 am)
This is cool!.. :good


Love that guys pose.  :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: Jan. 22 2009,12:37 pm Post # 21 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Isn't That Art In The First Seat?? :stupid  :eek  :laugh  :D

Edited by Carrera Elite on Jan. 22 2009,12:39 pm

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I prefer the cat bus... :laugh




Someone around here has a bright yellow Scion, I guess it's one of those XBs?  Nothing screams "short bus" like that thing. :eek  :rolleyes  :laugh

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Quote (jordy @ Jan. 21 2009,6:45 pm)
Gig,

Get 'em back with the rick-roll hotline...

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Got the classic Rick Roll, as well as a few other crowd pleasers...   :beer

Thanx Jordy! Ya always seem to have da gig's back! :good  I shall have my revenge! :p

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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 22 2009,1:37 pm)
Isn't That Art In The First Seat?? :stupid  :eek  :laugh  :D


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Quote (Carrera Elite @ Jan. 22 2009,12:37 pm)
Isn't That Art In The First Seat?? :stupid  :eek  :laugh  :D


I think that Art would be behind the wheel.  :good

Occupation: Short Bus Chauffeur.  :D
Beats working at the local Wallmart.  :good  :laugh

Edited by DirtySquirty on Jan. 23 2009,7:25 am

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