Mandelon Hot Boater
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Posted: Aug. 29 2003,6:47 pm
Post # 1
Here are some other nifty things to say to our neighbors from the south that you may meet.
You can say them with the Cheech and Chong East LA accent if you want or a good redneck accent works well for comic effect as well. Some of the spelling is adjusted for whitey's lack of pronunciative ability.
If you see a cholo hanging out: Oralay Puto. Que Honda?
If someone is in your way: Pinche Bendejo! Muevelas!
If they say "Thank you", you say: De Nalgas
Another greeting: Que pasa mi amigo moreno. Estas muy guapo. Quieres mi leche?
To an attractive lady: Mi pene es muy largo. Por favor chupa mis juevos.
If you are hungry: Tengo mucho hambre, quiero un burrito de testiculos y organos.
These handy sayings are guaranteed to make you many new friends...