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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2005,11:16 pm Post # 26 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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OK, just left your house after taking your boat for a spin. Everything was great, with a few problems.

1.  Before going out on youre boat, i went to make myself a little snack. All you had in the fridge was cheese. Buy some groceries please.

2.  I usually leave the drain plug in my boat, that way its ready for the next outing. I guess you do it different and it didn't work out so well.

3.  I guess the cheese had a bad effect on my stomach, cuz when I got back to the house, I Bundy-ed up your toilet something bad. Anyway, I didn't notice right away and it flooded all over the place.

4.  I didn't want you to think I was an ungrateful guest, so I cleaned up the mess from the toilet.  Please wash all the towels and sheets that I used to mop up, I'll need them for next weekend.  Or just buy new ones.

5.  Get a bigger TV!!!  Sorry dude but 52" TVs are so last week.

6.  Stop buying cheap beer.  Alot of the people that I invited over complained.  That stuff's ok for me, but I have an image to maintain.

Thanks again for use of the crib, I'm sure you'll have those problems fixed soon.  By the way, I'm sure it was just an oversight on your part, but if you could leave a key under the mat, I won't have to break another window (you should get that fixed too).

You forgot the part where you left the thermostat on 70 , so that it would be cooler inside when you arrived next time..... :D

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 03 2005,11:33 pm Post # 27 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I couldn't find the thermostat so I just left the refrigerator door open.

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 04 2005,8:04 am Post # 28 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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OK, just left your house after taking your boat for a spin. Everything was great, with a few problems.

1.  Before going out on youre boat, i went to make myself a little snack. All you had in the fridge was cheese. Buy some groceries please.

2.  I usually leave the drain plug in my boat, that way its ready for the next outing. I guess you do it different and it didn't work out so well.

3.  I guess the cheese had a bad effect on my stomach, cuz when I got back to the house, I Bundy-ed up your toilet something bad. Anyway, I didn't notice right away and it flooded all over the place.

4.  I didn't want you to think I was an ungrateful guest, so I cleaned up the mess from the toilet.  Please wash all the towels and sheets that I used to mop up, I'll need them for next weekend.  Or just buy new ones.

5.  Get a bigger TV!!!  Sorry dude but 52" TVs are so last week.

6.  Stop buying cheap beer.  Alot of the people that I invited over complained.  That stuff's ok for me, but I have an image to maintain.

Thanks again for use of the crib, I'm sure you'll have those problems fixed soon.  By the way, I'm sure it was just an oversight on your part, but if you could leave a key under the mat, I won't have to break another window (you should get that fixed too).


I think you broke in to the wrong house, but hey, as long as you had a good time.  ;)  

Some of the shit did have me rolling though, thanks for the morning laugh.  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 04 2005,8:50 am Post # 29 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Wrong House?? So which one is yours then??  :stupid   :D

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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 04 2005,1:12 pm Post # 30 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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So which one is yours then


The one with the fridge full of good food, beer and liquor.  And the TV is ony a 32 inches, but there is a surround sound system attached to it.
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 04 2005,7:50 pm Post # 31 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I take it back then. But that other guy is gonna be pissed. :angry

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:rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :good  :beer
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That is too funny!. :laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 04 2005,10:09 pm Post # 34 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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I take it back then. But that other guy is gonna be pissed.


Hahaha, but, better him than me.
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Post Icon Posted: Aug. 04 2005,10:44 pm Post # 35 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
and goldilocks said this bed is just right. :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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BY the way, I meant to tell you that I really enjoyed the party at the sorority house next door to your place. Man, those girls are friendly and they sure like to sunbathe naked alot.

Oh wait, you say I was at the wrong house? I don't think so!!!

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