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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 12 2011,2:24 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Take Over Payments!!  You Get All Of The Drama You Can Stand, And Then Some, And An Emotional Roller Coaster Ride!! :drama  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 12 2011,11:37 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Carrera Elite @ Sep. 12 2011,2:24 pm)
Take Over Payments!!  You Get All Of The Drama You Can Stand, And Then Some, And An Emotional Roller Coaster Ride!! :drama  :D

So how much are the payments?

Wait, you're paying me, right?


:laugh




Good Luck buddy!!  :good  :beer



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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 13 2011,6:52 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Will you consider trading for beer??  :beer  :beer  :stupid

"It seemed like a hell of an idea at the time".
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This is not good!!.. :eek  :eek  :eek  :eek  :(
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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 29 2011,11:01 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (DirtySquirty @ Sep. 13 2011,7:52 am)
Will you consider trading for beer??  :beer  :beer  :stupid

If You're Thinking Of Taking Over, You Need To Keep The Beer.....You're Going To Need It And More!! :drink

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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 29 2011,1:57 pm Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
How about a lease option?

"Damn you sure know how to fock things up."-GFR
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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 30 2011,6:47 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Quote (DirtySquirty @ Sep. 13 2011,7:52 am)
Will you consider trading for beer??  :beer  :beer  :stupid

If You're Thinking Of Taking Over, You Need To Keep The Beer.....You're Going To Need It And More!! :drink

Roger that!  :laugh  Got all the GF that I can handle, thanks!  :drink

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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 30 2011,6:48 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (WATERDOG @ Sep. 29 2011,1:57 pm)
How about a lease option?

What's the option...?.......to be able to return??  :laugh

"It seemed like a hell of an idea at the time".
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Quote (WATERDOG @ Sep. 29 2011,1:57 pm)
How about a lease option?

What's the option...?.......to be able to return??  :laugh

Is there another kind?  :stupid

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Quote (WATERDOG @ Sep. 29 2011,1:57 pm)
How about a lease option?

What's the option...?.......to be able to return??  :laugh

Is there another kind?  :stupid

That lease option should be standard in the industry!

After a few years of wear and tear you know the inevitable breakdowns are coming that will nickle and dime you to death...

You should be able to trade for a newer model that still has that "new girlfriend smell" without losing half your stuff!!  :laugh



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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 04 2011,1:26 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
There is no such thing as trading up or down.  They are all nuts, psycho, crazy, etc.!  Some are just from farther back in the cave.
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Quote (Fragile Magic @ Sep. 30 2011,10:07 am)
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Quote (WATERDOG @ Sep. 29 2011,1:57 pm)
How about a lease option?

What's the option...?.......to be able to return??  :laugh

Is there another kind?  :stupid

That lease option should be standard in the industry!

After a few years of wear and tear you know the inevitable breakdowns are coming that will nickle and dime you to death...

You should be able to trade for a newer model that still has that "new girlfriend smell" without losing half your stuff!!  :laugh

:rotflmao  :rotflmao  Me likes that "new girlfriend smell".

"It seemed like a hell of an idea at the time".
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Post Icon Posted: July 11 2012,5:50 pm Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
She Has A New Home, Not Too Sure Where Or Who, But It's Gone!! Looking For A Nicer Replacement, Shouldn't Be Too Tough.

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Post Icon Posted: July 11 2012,10:57 pm Post # 14 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Carrera Elite @ July 11 2012,5:50 pm)
She Has A New Home, Not Too Sure Where Or Who, But It's Gone!! Looking For A Nicer Replacement, Shouldn't Be Too Tough.

Give it some time to heal before moving on.....say 15-20 minutes...... :beer



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Quote (Fragile Magic @ July 11 2012,11:57 pm)
Quote (Carrera Elite @ July 11 2012,5:50 pm)
She Has A New Home, Not Too Sure Where Or Who, But It's Gone!! Looking For A Nicer Replacement, Shouldn't Be Too Tough.

Give it some time to heal before moving on.....say 15-20 minutes...... :beer

:laugh  :rotflmao  :good  :beer
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Post Icon Posted: July 12 2012,3:38 pm Post # 16 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Damn!! That Long??  :laugh  :D

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Quote (probablecause @ Dec. 04 2011,2:26 pm)
There is no such thing as trading up or down.  They are all nuts, psycho, crazy, etc.!  Some are just from farther back in the cave.

:laugh  :rotflmao Ain't That The Truth!!  :rotflmao

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